Welcome one and all to The Holy Church of Randomization. Our mission is to present to you the Word of God as prescribed by the laws of probability and statistics. We firmly believe that the Holy Bible is the Truth as given to us from the Almighty Himself. But this Truth is ancient and shrouded in mystery and debate.
Throughout history the scriptures of the Holy Bible have been tainted by the hands of man. The Word has been influenced by imperfect forces. So our purpose is to statistically eliminate (or drive close to 0 and render ineffective) this influence by re-structuring the Word of God without any earthly influence. Instead, we allow the universe itself (under the control of the Almighty) to guide the Word.
This is accomplished by means of a mathematical device known as a Markov Chain. The Word of God has been fed into this formula and we can use this to tap into the pure untainted probability of the Truth without interference from man.
You may ask, "But is this really the Word of God?" The only answer to that is, "Probably." There exists a likelihood that in these revised scriptures you will find Truth. What that likelihood is, only God can know.
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